Birthday Merch Sale!

Oh hey there,

Though I remain in denial about it, tomorrow is indeed my birthday.

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I’ll be honest, I’ve been going through a rough patch lately with my ankle sprain. Not being able to stand for long periods means my ability to work is limited, and I have to hold off on booking live shows until I have more information about scheduling a potential surgery. It feels very weird to be up in the air about, well, everything, but here we are.

An aside - I may have taken Ron Swanson’s lesson a little too much to heart on this one. I’ve heard from multiple physicians and orthopedic experts that I have managed to “whole-ass” my ankle injury and torn ligaments/tendons in four places! FOUR. Over-achieving strikes again.*

So, as I hobble into my 42nd year, I’m trying to make it a little more fun by having a merch sale.

If you haven’t checked out my merch store recently, you might not yet have seen my cute tea towels, earrings, or vinyl. They’re fun! They reference my songs! They let you be a science nerd and explain neurotransmitters to strangers!

All the physical merch is 20% off through August 31st. I’ll also send you a cute free sticker with every order AND orders over $75 ship free.

One hundred percent of the proceeds will go toward getting a celebrity to sign my cast my surgery and recovery.

If you can’t afford to buy any stuff right now, I get it, and I adore and appreciate you. Sending the link to my store to someone who might like my stuff is also extremely helpful!

Thanks in advance. You’re the most attractive and intelligent fans in the universe.

Love,

Juliana

*you guys, i was just walking. i don’t even know how this happened. walking is dangerous, be careful out there.